What Really Happens Your First Week In Prison

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Ex-felon Mario describes what happens your first week in prison, plus the top three mistakes you can make your first week. Would you be able to survive?
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Lose freedom
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HIGH ANGLE DOWN OF PRISONERS, INMATES, OR CHAINED MEN IN ORANGE JUMPSUITS EXITING BLACK BUS. COULD BE FOR JAIL, PRISON, PENITENTIARY.
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Inmate Uniforms Sit on a Shelf
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Nurse's hand holding the stethoscope on the patient's harm while squeezing the bulb of the blood pressure monitoring device
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preparation for the fight
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Prison inmates walk through a security gate.
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Medium Close Up pan-left pan-right - Hands close the door to a detention cell and turn the lock with a key. / USA
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MS Guard with rifle standing in guard tower and people of wearing orange uniforms in prison yard
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AERIAL Prisoners exercising in yard at Pollsmor Prison, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa
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Eoin Hickey
10 mínútum síðan
When I was 18..i made a few mistakes.. Thankfully the Irish police system here are a bit more lenient towards people than the American system
László Kánya
Klukkustund síðan
Just *hope* you don't drop the *soap*
Curtistine Miller
4 klukkustundum síðan
Interesting video.....
Chuck Gates
5 klukkustundum síðan
New Fish.
nigward_01
7 klukkustundum síðan
And watch out for the booty worriors !
THEPLUMBERANDELECTRICIAN BLUECOLLARSCHOLAR52
17 klukkustundum síðan
Is the sex in Jail or Prison a voluntary situation??? Or Involuntary situation??? 😉
Pipe Dreamer
18 klukkustundum síðan
I’m concerned how similar this was to my Navy bootcamp experience..
S Troop
19 klukkustundum síðan
Thanks dude. That was mighty nice of you!!!
Suresh Ramdeo
20 klukkustundum síðan
I rather be a vagrant that to do the wrong thing and end up in prison.
Marcus Adams
20 klukkustundum síðan
Damn you guys went to commissary once a month in Indiana we get to go once a week!!!
Anthony Parker
21 klukkustund síðan
Well Said, Well said
Call Me Kinfolk
23 klukkustundum síðan
Damn this is like the same process of being in the Army 😂🤦🏾‍♂️
Ten Thirty
Degi Síðan síðan
Don't know, Don't care and don't plan on visiting
Eddy
Degi Síðan síðan
Don't drop the SOAP!
stillwill2215
Degi Síðan síðan
Thank you that was perhaps the most helpful prison video I've seen yet.
Jonathan Smith
Degi Síðan síðan
Prison is a tool to Destroy Life,One day the Prisons will fall,the politicians will be slaughtered and the fight for power will begin again, Every Nation you've touched will come for retribution for passed crime's of humanity,I hope I'm not around in that age when the brink hits.
Pizza goes splat
Degi Síðan síðan
I bet there's a lot of unintentional disrespecting especially when its against the culture of the person
Peoples
Degi Síðan síðan
Out the gate you gotta go thru intake
Blast Allkind
Degi Síðan síðan
Politics are different for different races
Terry JP
Degi Síðan síðan
Mario i pray you stay OUT
Bill Washburn
Degi Síðan síðan
Why is this video slapped with a china virus banner? This is getting ridiculous.
Koala Malagon
2 dögum síðan
I found working out in prison was my favorite pass time.
Christopher Taylor
2 dögum síðan
These tips common sense you shouldn’t do these things even outside of jail
WayPoet
2 dögum síðan
Prison/ jail is a scam
PaxiloniusGames
2 dögum síðan
The people who disliked this video are going to prison 😂 but homie speaks the truth
Stan Halen
2 dögum síðan
Thanks for this video. It was informative. While I do not currently have any pending prison time, I do plan on serving some time in prison at some point in my life. I think it has to help to know what to expect. Cheers.
•CJ
2 dögum síðan
Inmates: “What’s your name newbie?”Ben Dover: 👁👄👁
KingWyse
3 dögum síðan
Idc what no one say.Eye Contact is not tolerated in prison nor jail
john acuna
3 dögum síðan
Keep your cool dont talk shiy and mind your fucnin business
T Cole
3 dögum síðan
Natural reaction would be... Guards setting me up to get booty snatched
Jon Davis
3 dögum síðan
This brother is straight to the point! Good Message Mario!!: For the most part don't do things that get you in prison!! (It's unfortunate there are some cases where inocent people get locked up) GOD BLESS!!
PhuckHue2
4 dögum síðan
You get your ass cheeks busted
SlasherPsych_2989_xXx
4 dögum síðan
Not saying my out of shape ass would survive ANY prison for that matter lol but American prison looks like a Holiday Inn compared to some other prisons across the world lol.
Bosslady 1
4 dögum síðan
Thanks, my brother is in prison hasn't heard from him in years. I really hope he follows all this advice and more 🙏
Rusty Shackleford
4 dögum síðan
Don't go to prison..
Harry Nguyen
5 dögum síðan
Is that Chris Hogan?
sıqɐuuɐɔ
5 dögum síðan
Positive
Carlton Firoved
5 dögum síðan
LMAO... Keep it respectful... Because everyone else around you is so respectful. Keep in mind BLM stands for Backdoor Lover member and that's why most of these guys are loved going to prison more than once.
Fliptv904 Hoodtv
6 dögum síðan
It don’t work like that in Florida
Eric Bermudez
6 dögum síðan
Anyone else watched this because they also going to prison?
Viliam Vacula
6 dögum síðan
So you pay back what you borrow, don’t disrespect others, don’t steal. These are not rules for prison. These are rules for life, full stop. I’m surprised somebody has to tell this to people. But then again, if you don’t know these basic rules, you’ll more than likely end up in prison at some point and it’s too late. But maybe that’s when you’ll finally learn.
Yanis Agodor
7 dögum síðan
Jesus love you, he died on the cross for you, accept him as your lord and savior he can change everything. For God so loved the world that he gave his only son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life" (Jn 3:16" But you must repent too. From that time Jesus went about preaching and saying, Let your hearts be turned from sin, for the kingdom of heaven is near. (Matthew 4:17)"
Uncle Iroh
7 dögum síðan
I can not express enough how boring prison is !!!
Sankofa NYC
7 dögum síðan
Well said...
Phillip Honeysett
7 dögum síðan
👢not an industry respect s to hardship n hardway know not a place n free n the go n open that's not in its shut or heavies over out stand for n trade no exchange n shoes or swap it's the shop not a %game gain n freebeing that's 👀ing n upbringing n C know F can be worst n curse not verse 📜🖕✍️🌏👃✨ place to place ✋🗿💪face 💫
sh0rtyb0yp1mp
7 dögum síðan
my first 8 days was classification were about 8 of us stayed in one cell didnt shower didnt have regular toothpaste we used like baking soda lol then after all the questions and medical they send you to your dorm
HumblemanTip
7 dögum síðan
Military
Quesha Harding
9 dögum síðan
100% king
Live Breathe Eat Fitness Co.
9 dögum síðan
He’s voice sounds a lil like D to the M to the X 😆
Henson Pedro Leon
10 dögum síðan
Who's watching from prison?
Michael Gray
11 dögum síðan
Catch your bunk mind your business
Abu_huraira Ibnmohamed
12 dögum síðan
So let me get this straight a thief steals and goes to prison then someone steals his stuff and he gets mad ? What about the murderer who kills unjustly and gets killed by the Gangs in jail ? Did he know what he did was wrong ?
THX 2208
13 dögum síðan
Are you allowed to have a gaming console in your cell? I know your probably not allowed the internet but being able to stay up in the evening and play something like Fallout or Skyrim would at least make the time go a bit faster.
Capt. Carl 503
13 dögum síðan
Prison feels like home tbh but with technology and comfort. Prison ain't so bad
Irish Man
15 dögum síðan
This man is right on point. Listen to every word he says.
Carla Williams
15 dögum síðan
There is nothing in life free, even in prison cause that's life.....
PJK
16 dögum síðan
You’re an intelligent man with too much to offer to be locked in a cage. Cheers for the good work you’re doing now. They should show this clip in schools!
Jeff Trinkle
17 dögum síðan
hes like a calm DMX lol
Shinobi
18 dögum síðan
My dad went to prison and got his back tooth broken by a prisoner and had to go to the dentist so they could fix it, why? Because he asked the prisoner to lower the sound of the music and close the light because he couldn't sleep and then the prisoner for a reason beat *MY Dad* , now my dad is at home with me but he sees a Therapist for that and the reason he went to jail was for a false accusation. Seeing this man in the video with not so good teeth and explaining how his life has been in prison makes me sad, at this point I wouldn't even mind Use the Death Note if it existed, these people don't deserve a chance nor to LIVE!
zaly world
21 degi síðan síðan
All we wanna know is do guy's get raped in jail
Bradders 344
21 degi síðan síðan
You toss someone’s salad
Vincent Hawes
23 dögum síðan
The pen is fun!!
Joelle Jenkins
23 dögum síðan
Lol go to prison so you can follow the laws of prison but couldn’t follow those same laws outside of prison 😓
Dinkleberg
28 dögum síðan
You a real one for that g
Always Pure
29 dögum síðan
If I was in prison and saw fresh meat inmates I don't care your getting your cheeks clapped.. of course this is all hypothetical 👉👌
What Works
Mánuði síðan
Hey boy u look pretty from behind 😩
Eric Foreskin
Mánuði síðan
Big ISslows channels and corporations tapping into the ma and pa channels so they can put em out of businesses by doing these prison stories..stay woke
#GL0STARZ ENT!
Mánuði síðan
The sad music 😪
Doom 101
Mánuði síðan
Prison Isn’t bad basketball courts gyms they allow you to have TVs a improved version of quarantine
Piano Man42
Mánuði síðan
Don't tell on anyone while you are in prison too, that is part of the convict code. Dangerous results can happen if you dime while in prison. I know.
Capt. Frebreeze
Mánuði síðan
God bless you Mario
Emrah Ponjević
Mánuði síðan
Čao ja
Xxdarknovax uchiha
Mánuði síðan
Sounds similar to going to school for the first tjme
Trapxjay Dem
Mánuði síðan
I’m watching this while seeing 60 to life
Kueen Kaela
Mánuði síðan
JESUS is coming soon and so is judgement day I encourage you all to turn to him while you can no one but GOD knows the day of the return not even the Son himself
josh culver
4 dögum síðan
you're a basket case!
Joel Wallace
4 dögum síðan
Let jesus come on yo time... I ain't ready yet to hit heaven... that's between you and god...
royal mcmorris
9 dögum síðan
Keep believing that god already in u that's y u alive
Andres
13 dögum síðan
Btw ur cute
Andres
13 dögum síðan
Amen
Killa Minga
Mánuði síðan
God damn buzzfeed theres levels to prison
random dude
Mánuði síðan
i have watched enough infographic show and prison documentary to know what happens
Schokolaal YTK
Mánuði síðan
I am surprised how Buzzfeed is able to on the one side put out videos like this, and on the other side pretend patriarchy was still oppressing women
A random Guy
Mánuði síðan
School life in a nutshell
Ptao Tom
Mánuði síðan
Wonderful video, my friend! Shine on!?
Penis
Mánuði síðan
I got turned into a prison wife my first week in prison. And I liked it.
Shortcut 101
Mánuði síðan
Well western prison look cozy. Try Asian prison
bowen voowy
Mánuði síðan
I am surprised how Buzzfeed is able to on the one side put out videos like this, and on the other side pretend patriarchy was still oppressing women
Gung i
Mánuði síðan
Nice vid
Ptao Tom
Mánuði síðan
Excellent video. Keep it up!?
soinu foig
Mánuði síðan
"People think you gon get stabbed and stuff but that just ain't true..." Next recommended video: " How I survived getting stabbed 7 times" by the same guy 😂
stillwill2215
Degi Síðan síðan
lol
kranky kritter
4 dögum síðan
Video after that what really happened when I dropped the soap . A real pain in the arse story .
bowen voowy
Mánuði síðan
So this is how you get free health insurance.
bouh1979nktt
Mánuði síðan
12 years in prison ? what an expert
CLub Ni
Mánuði síðan
Good tips, I ll be in soon. Will report results in 2 years
Train Wreck
Mánuði síðan
He sounds like DMX
Shane Lam
Mánuði síðan
Plot twist : he never once dropped the soap
soinu foig
Mánuði síðan
Wonderful video, my friend! Shine on!?
CJ
Mánuði síðan
I could only hope to meet this man during my first week in prison.
fouoii gyhh
Mánuði síðan
*Murderer outside the police station watching this preparing to turn himself in 👁👄👁*
Teamjuice 1hundun
Mánuði síðan
It’s Hollywood Prison then It’s Prison, Prison! you perception is your actuality, My guy here on point.. this is the way!
Charming nowhere to hide
Mánuði síðan
Well done babish?
bowen voowy
Mánuði síðan
This is actually really interesting.
Bob Dylan
Mánuði síðan
✍️don’t ✍️go✍️to✍️jail✍️or✍️prison✍️
fouoii gyhh
Mánuði síðan
first like, then to watch video :D?
zijuiy wttuy
Mánuði síðan
I just hope my kids never end up in prison honestly, that's one of my biggest fears as a mom.
ofir tzadok
Mánuði síðan
this man is so sweet:((
Charming nowhere to hide
Mánuði síðan
*Murderer outside the police station watching this preparing to turn himself in 👁👄👁*
Zani
Mánuði síðan
Im watching this so i can sleep peacefully knowing that all the trumpies are going to prisonnnnn😌
bowen voowy
Mánuði síðan
I can imagine a murderer outside a police station waching this video preparing to turn himself in
soinhu foitu
Mánuði síðan
Me: never even killed a fly in my life ISslows recommendation: here's a video on how to survive prison
zijuiy wttuy
Mánuði síðan
This is actually really interesting.
TRU MAN
Mánuði síðan
It's different for everyone. Certain types of people have it rough. They do get beat up. Robbed. Raped. Etc
Ben Birchall
Mánuði síðan
"People think you gon get stabbed and stuff but that just ain't true..." Next recommended video: " How I survived getting stabbed 7 times" by the same guy 😂
Slayzerzz
Mánuði síðan
LMFAOOOO FR